Comments on: Face Lift: Caption This!Week One: Ms. Johnson and Colonel Elliott

By: Timber Sash Windows

Timber Sash Windows — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 07:49:58 +0000

Colonel: Hi babe, would you like to dance with me?
Estelle: sure. but are you comfortable with modern dance?

By: Pj Suttle

Pj Suttle — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 22:35:31 +0000

COLONEL: “My dear Miss Estelle – you certaintly are a fetching modern woman! What is that divine essence emanating from you? Jasmine perhaps?”
ESTELLE: “Colonel! Man you are one hot bucket of fancy in that jacket! And dayuuumm if you don’t need to take a shower & beat that stanky smelling fancy jacket against a rock! Don’t y’all people bathe regularly!? And yes I am wearing my jasmine body oil. What up?”

By: Cindy O'Neil

Cindy O'Neil — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 16:43:12 +0000

Him: Zounds, this party is such a bore.
Her: You got that right, daddy-o. How about we split this joint and go someplace really groovy?

By: Eryn Parrish

Eryn Parrish — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 13:48:11 +0000

So… You come here often?

By: syndy

syndy — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 16:07:54 +0000

“Darlin, you’re sooo 1700′s.. it’s the 70′s that have made a come back”

By: Cindy O

Cindy O — Sun, 12 Sep 2010 14:32:22 +0000

“Frankly, Colonel dear, I don’t give a damn!”

By: Allison Skipper

Allison Skipper — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 17:22:06 +0000

“Don’t you think the hand-on-hip pose is thinning?”

By: Rachel Chesser

Rachel Chesser — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 10:51:50 +0000

“And, I thought I was lookin’ sassy!”

By: Neita Wiese

Neita Wiese — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 22:29:53 +0000

“There he goes again… riffling through Michael Jackson’s closet…this time he better take it to the cleaners”.

By: Kim Rich

Kim Rich — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 21:12:20 +0000

“I cannot believe he’s wearing those white pants after Labor Day…”